Come join the Dork Side for a Star Wars-theme Cretins ride!
Rebel scum and Imperial sithheads meet at 7 p.m. Friday, July 19, at Golden Hill Park Spaceport.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy — this side of TJ.
A Stolen Plans Game will take us through San Diego’s finest asteroid fields, including the downtown Convention Center, where Comic-Con will be in full swing. Costumes — on yourself, your bike or both — are encouraged but not required.
These are the bike punks you are looking for. Ride along!